There's also Louis C.K.'s "Bad Jokes", a section of
his website that he started when he realized how it's hard to write an intentionally bad joke.
- What do you call a dog that doesn't lick his balls?
-- A Dogsn't
- Why can't a soldier look wistfully at the ocean?
-- Because there's no gaze in the military.
See, they're BAD jokes.
- What should you use to write down that you just took a dump?
-- A number 2 pencil.