[Sundae]

So sorry, Buster.
I fell badly twice in my last drinking period. I was anaesthetised by the alcohol and I suppose I'd chosen to incapacitate myself... Also, no pee involved.
But I remember the sheer helplessness, the indignity of lying there. The inability to move in a way that wouldn't cause more hurt or damage.
I managed to right myself fairly quickly the one time, as I'd fallen in a fairly clear area. The second time I fell on a pile of cans and other rubbish and ended up passing out. That was pretty much at The End.

I respect your strength.