After a long day at work, a man realized it was his anniversary.
He raced to Victoria's Secret and asked for the sheerest thing they had.
He purchased the nightgown for $400 and raced home.
He ran inside and told his wife, "Go upstairs and put this on."
She went upstairs and opened her gift.
She lifted the gown out and was stunned that it was transparent.
She figured it would be just as good to just walk downstairs naked because her husband wouldn't even notice, and she could return the gown for a refund in the morning.
As she walked down the stairs, the husband exclaimed, "Damn—for $400, you'd think they'd at least iron the damn thing!"
