much like lumber jims corner store robbery joke
You: " I was at the _INSERT LOCAL PETROL STATION_ the other day and this girl pulled up and was acting very strange, she quickly jumped out of her car and filled up the tank so hastily she got petrol all over her arm. She ran into the office flung the teller a twenty for the fuel and jumped back into her car. then she did something truly crazy.. she lit a ciggarette and her entire arm went up in flames!"
Friend: "yeah! then what happened?"
You: "Then the police sirens could be heard, as she tried to speed off but was disabled by her flaming arm so they quickly caught her."
Friend: " then what?"
You: "they charged her for Illegal Fire Arms. "
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