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Old 07-07-2018, 04:15 PM   #3
sexobon
I love it when a plan comes together.
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
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I prefer to think:

He had a sugar mamma supporting him;

but,

she bailed on him;

so,

he reconnected with you

and

he has a pay-per-use phone;

but,

could no longer afford your calls;

until,

he found another sugar mama;

however,

it's too early to count his chickens;

so,

he's keeping a hen in the coop.

OR

He's very busy, working his fingers to the bone, pinching pennies until he's in a position to make you a proposal you can't refuse.

(I'm a hopeless romantic.)
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