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"Man, it sure is hot."
"Yeah, but, it's not too bad under this beautiful shade tree."
"And I feel safe here, with my bike."
Spontaneous my big ol'hairy butt!!!! That tree laid in wait for some unsuspecting dude to get all hot, and come to the tree for respite from the heat. And then, when he least expected it...Gotta be one of them Australian trees that follows ya home at night and tries to bugger ya in ya sleep.
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