Rejected Titles for Kids Say the Darndest Things.
Kids Say Whatever Moronic Thought Comes Into Their Heads
It’s So Irritating How Kids Take Everything So Literally
Kids Often Misconstrue Colloquial English
Kids’ Brains Aren’t Sufficiently Developed to Deal With the Subtleties Of Language
Kids Repeat the Terrible Things Their Parents Say In the Home
I Wish Kids Wouldn’t Say the Darndest Things
My Child Keeps Embarrassing Me In Front of Education Professionals
Kids Spoke Only When Spoken to In My Day
Kids Make The Craziest Allegations!
Something My Kid Said Alarmed His Teachers Enough to Raise Suspicions About Me
Kids’ Testimonies are Suspect
Kids Say the Darndest Things When In the Presence of a Court-Appointed Guardian