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Old 04-26-2015, 01:03 PM   #29
BigV
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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Dear Vomiter (Caesar, I'm looking at you)

I feed you several times a day, it's not like you're in any real peril from malnutrition. You may choose to wolf your food so quickly that when you puke it up, the kibbles are intact, albeit warm and wet. It's bad enough when you leave these little ambushes on the floor in the narrow traffic paths in the bedroom and the hallway. But horking up the food I just gave you onto the white bedspread tempts me to reexamine your options as exclusive forage feeders. If you don't want to hunt for your living, you'll stop puking on the bed.

That is all.

Yours,

The guy with the opposable thumbs and the money for your food.
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