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1) Potato Chips/Crisps -straight or crinkle cut? Crinckle cut
2) Which of these common nightmares do you have the most? I don't have nightmares.
(i) suddenly realizing you are naked in public I revel in the feeling of freedom.
(ii) suddenly falling Suddenly getting back up.
(iii) suddenly losing all your teeth Got new teeth.
3) would you prefer to listen to a Soprano or a Tenor? Tenor.
4) How many steps? How many licks to the middle of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
5) What shapes do you usually doodle? Boats.
6) Do you like to garden? Yes.
7) Do you talk fast, slow or just right? Just rite.
8) At what age are they too young? 48.
9) What is the most fascinating animal apart from humans? Dolphins.
10) Complete this limerick:
There once was a dweller called Rod
Whose posts were exceptionally odd
All of them started
By asking "Who farted?" Burma Shave.