The Cellar - View Single Post - talk like a pirate day is nearing ( sept 19th)

Cloud · 09-19-2007, 01:36 PM

So, my boss is going to a "roast" tonight of a client. I thought it would be fun to give him some pirate talk. If you were going to "roast" some one all pirate-like, what would you say?

Here's a toast I found:

"Dear Lord Above, Send Down A Dove, With Wings as Sharp as Razors, To Slit The Throats of Them Thar Blokes What Sells Bad Rum to Sailors." Cheers

09-19-2007, 01:36 PM	#74
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Piratical Roasting So, my boss is going to a "roast" tonight of a client. I thought it would be fun to give him some pirate talk. If you were going to "roast" some one all pirate-like, what would you say? Here's a toast I found: "Dear Lord Above, Send Down A Dove, With Wings as Sharp as Razors, To Slit The Throats of Them Thar Blokes What Sells Bad Rum to Sailors." Cheers __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"