Everything is funny today.
So the Guantanamo thread reminded me of an old song, for which the only title I could remember was One Ton Tomato...because that is how I sang it when I was a kid. So I googled One Ton Tomato. JACKPOT!
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/peteseeger9.shtml
Only I sang it: One ton tomato. Well she's a one ton tomato. How many jokes have I invented without even knowing it?