Euphemisms....
... for sex:
spending some quality time
making the beast with two backs
...for anal sex:
visiting vegemite valley
riding the chocolate weasel
...for masturbation:
spending some "me" time
polishing Darth Vader's helmet
... for vomiting:
technicolor yawn
driving the porcelain bus
C'mon peeps, post 'em if ya got 'em. Two of each kind, like with Noah.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008.
Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.
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