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infinite monkey · 04-12-2013, 03:32 PM

There was a picture around here somewhere about football teams, a newspaper article that said Beavers Halt Trojans.

And I was thinking. Beavers? How scary are Beavers? What, they gnaw on your face then pat it back into place with their slappy paddle tail?

Then again, my friend the RESERVIST medic saw a groundhog or something coming down her sidewalk and she ran to grab her brother yelling BEAVER....THERE'S A BEAVER and locked them both in her car.

I had no ideas Beavers were deadly. Em, er...well, in some cases...sure.

04-12-2013, 03:32 PM	#2274
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	There was a picture around here somewhere about football teams, a newspaper article that said Beavers Halt Trojans. And I was thinking. Beavers? How scary are Beavers? What, they gnaw on your face then pat it back into place with their slappy paddle tail? Then again, my friend the RESERVIST medic saw a groundhog or something coming down her sidewalk and she ran to grab her brother yelling BEAVER....THERE'S A BEAVER and locked them both in her car. I had no ideas Beavers were deadly. Em, er...well, in some cases...sure.