This reminds me of a husband who believed in reincarnation and the wife believed in heaven. Whoever died first would contact the other through a medium. Husband died first and the wife said what's it like?
Why I spend my days naked as a jaybird. There are a bunch of naked young honies just waiting for me to fornicate. The wife said that doesn't sound like heaven. Husband says I'm not in heaven. I am a bull in Montana.
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