Darwin awards only apply if they remove themselves from the gene pool. So the Covid-19 beachgoers may qualify, but the first couple don't.
I don't think the beachgoers would win, though, because I think the Darwin Awards tend to favor people who take themselves out, but don't take others with them.
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