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Old 11-03-2014, 04:59 PM   #1
lumberjim
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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I hope you step on a Lego

poke your self in the eye while driving


have an itchy asshole all afternoon


drop an ice cube, and be unable to pick it up. then when you finally do, bang your head on the ope freezer door as you stand up
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