[melidasaur]

If you eat while laying down, you will get fat.

If you swallow your gum, it goes into your appendix.

If you swim after you eat, you'll drown.

If you play inside the car, it will explode.

I know there are more - elementary school teachers are full of good lies as well.

Now, I have told my mom some good ones, such as:

Red soda is illegal in Missouri. - she believed that one for a long time. Where I got that from, I don't know, but I went to college in Missouri and it seemed like a good story.

Mom, the new pope is was a nazi, didn't you know that? - she fell for that one too - he was in Hilter Youth, so I wasn't stretching it too far.

They are taking Barney off the air because he's a racist. - She believed that one for about 15 minutes.