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positives
+25 having a pet other than a cat or dog
+10 using a word with 5 syllables or more in conversation before noon
+13 if you've ever legally changed your name
+6 squatting down to talk to a child unrelated to your job or family
+18 if you've ever parlayed a truly free upgrade on anything (personal not business)
+45 if you can ride a unicycle
+12 if you regularly wear an interesting hat (no baseball caps, wooly winter hats, work-required hats, bike helmets ....)
+30 if you can tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue
+65 if you've ever skiied to work
+10 if you've ever ordered your drink in twos
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
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