[Carruthers]

1) Have you ever shaved your head? No. It's dreadfully common.

2) Flip Flops or Sandals? Neither. A sturdy pair of brogues at all times.

3) What was the most common first name among your peers at school? Oi!

4) You get to save either your sight or your hearing. Which? Sight. I can't stand noise at the best of times.

5a) You have to cut a significant number of calories from your current diet. What goes? Cake and chocolate.

5b) You have to add a significant number of calories to your current diet. First choice? Chocolate and cake.

6) A new banknote or coin is being issued in your country. Who should be pictured on it? Alfred E Neuman.

7) What colour goes best with yellow? More yellow.

8) What is your favourite word with four syllables? Crepuscular.

9) Do you prefer to watch the summer or winter Olympics? Neither, but concede there is something mildly entertaining in watching someone slide down a mountain on a tin tray.

10) How should we? After a pot of tea for two and whilst clutching a copy of Debrett's Etiquette.