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Old 04-15-2019, 02:33 PM   #50
Glinda
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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Originally Posted by PhuctIfiNo View Post
I don't know if I should be creeped out by this or if maybe we are distant relatives.

Are you from Texas?
Hey, hey, hey now! Not everyone born and raised in Texas is a nutcase like our buddy, hq.

Yeah, I'm a bit of a rebel with an "Oh yeah? Well, fuck you!" attitude, but not in a bad way. I don't ever fuck with anyone unless/until they fuck with me. (To be honest, though, if/when that happens, the gloves are off, motherfucker.)

I was lucky enough to get out at age 10 with the good kind of Texan-ness (plain-spoken, take-no-shit, dependable and reliable, hard-scrabble and hard-working) before I could be permanently infected with the bad sort of Texan-ness (bat-shit nuts, kill-'em-all-and-sort-'em-out-later, freakazoid hater).

And for that, I'm immensely grateful.
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