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Old 01-14-2014, 01:59 AM   #65
Prince Of The 404
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Join Date: Jan 2014
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Some random thoughts I have been having about book ideas that I want to write sometime in the near future.

Books for Children:
  • Fun Facts About Crack
  • Why You Should Kick Daddy Repeatedly Between The Legs
  • Outlets: And What To Put In Them
  • The Sharper The Better
  • The Monster Under Your Bed Is Only The Manifestation Of Mommy And Daddy's Wrong Doings Coming Back To Punish You For Their Mistakes

  • The Monster In The Closet Is A Idea Placed In Your Head By Daddy So He'll Have The Opportunity To Be The Hero By Making The Monster Go Away With The Magic Words "Boogie Boogie Motherfucker!"
  • Daddy Steals Your Food When He Is Alone With Mommy While You're Sleeping
  • If You Don't Succeed In Life There Is Always Suicide
  • Why You Still Get Cookies From The Babysitter Even Though They Hate You
  • Candy From Strangers: Go For It


General Book Ideas
  • Thumbs Down To The Brown: A Practical Guide To Anus Bleaching
  • The Extensive History Of The Poptart: A American Delicacy
  • Why Masturbation Makes You Go Blind (Available Only In Braille)
  • "No, Not Like That Stupid!": A Beginners Manual To Serial Killing For The Mentally Defective
  • Dragon Ball-Z Shirts: Why You Deserve To Be Murdered In A Grocery Store If You Wear One Past The Age Of Twelve
  • A Book With One Page: But It Has A Really Great Synopsis!
  • Vagina and The Gas Mask: A Romance Novel
  • Purple, Hard and Stiff: A Biography Of Rigamortis (pervert)
  • Open Up And Say "AH": Why You Should Never Let A Dentist Named "Richard" Administer Nitrous Oxide
  • The Birds Went North and All The Bees Are Killers: The Reason Teenage Boys Watch Porn and Grow Up To Be The Men Who Love It

That's all I have for right now.

.P404.
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