NOT!!
« Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
« Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
« My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.
« Do you have a library card, 'cause I want to check you out.
« Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
« If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
« You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
« Man - Fat Penguin! Woman - WHAT? Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
« I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
« I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
« Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
« If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
« Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
« If you were a McDonald's burger, I would call you McBeautiful....
« I know I can't have your virginity, but can I have the box it came in?
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