Griff/monster - yes, there is a separate tarp underneath the tent. I couldn't find a tarp the correct size, so this is slightly bigger. It's for extra protection and insulation. I am pretty sure the bottom of the tent would already be holey by now if not for that!
Bruce - I did use forks!!
The last lunch was going to be faaaannnncccyyyy - Pork chops and bulgur!!