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xoxoxoBruce · 03-08-2017, 10:05 PM

Hey kids, Mom’s/Grandma’s/Aunt Bea’s birthday is coming up and you don’t have any money. Maybe the school bully took it, or you gave it to Alice/Andy to see what was inside their underpants, or you gave it to that strange man with the overcoat that hangs around the playground.
You used to be able to wash off a rock and claim it was a Pet Rock but you lost the packaging, but that won’t cut it anymore.
No problem, just paint the rock!
I guaranty they’ll be all teary eyed and huggy no matter how badly you paint.
CAUTION, If you try this on Sis she will critique the shit out of it.

03-08-2017, 10:05 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Home Made Gifts Hey kids, Mom’s/Grandma’s/Aunt Bea’s birthday is coming up and you don’t have any money. Maybe the school bully took it, or you gave it to Alice/Andy to see what was inside their underpants, or you gave it to that strange man with the overcoat that hangs around the playground. You used to be able to wash off a rock and claim it was a Pet Rock but you lost the packaging, but that won’t cut it anymore. No problem, just paint the rock! I guaranty they’ll be all teary eyed and huggy no matter how badly you paint. CAUTION, If you try this on Sis she will critique the shit out of it. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.