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Old 03-01-2019, 12:39 PM   #17
Glinda
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Originally Posted by Rhianne View Post
Ha, ha. You missed out Pakassummillugu/unermillugu or 'holding the paddle in the crook of your arm'.

The list of rolls is here (with links to pictures of some):

http://www.qajaqusa.org/QK/rolls/rolls.html
I stand corrected, but come ON. Holding a brick?! Where the fuck is an Eskimo going to get a brick first of all, and why would anyone in a kayak be holding a brick for any reason? Beyond this, if you did have a brick in your hand while kayaking and rolled over, the simple thing to do would be to drop the damned brick!

Why don't they have a roll where the kayaker has a rabid porcupine strapped to his chest? That'd be worth at least 20 points.
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