In the spirit of all things toilet ("take a seat" and "do you piss in the shower") i have come up with a question of my own.
I was having a conversation with a mate about bathroom habits the other day and the topic of ass wiping was brought up. I asked if he remained seated to wipe, or stood up.
One of us were a stand up and the other a sit down wiper. there were equal arguments as to which was better:
The sit down: You have to put you hand into the toilet and your access is limited.
The stand up: Things could get smooshed in between cheeks, and get rather uh.. messy!
