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Old 02-14-2004, 02:05 PM   #115
Troubleshooter
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Re: more military jokes (lol these are it, unless you want dirty ones)

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Originally posted by mrnoodle
>U.S. Marine Corp Rules for Gun Fighting:

>Navy Rules to Gun Fighting:

>Army Rules to Gun Fighting:

>Air Force Rules to Gun Fighting:
As a US Navy submariner I'll only take slight umbrage at your remarks about the surface fleet and amend the rules to include:

Silent Service rules for Gun Fighting

1) Always clear your baffles

2) Silence is your friend, and your only armor

3) There's no such thing as a target too small to use 650 pounds of PBX-105 High Explosive on

4) When in doubt, run deep and fast

5) Lather, rinse, repeat as needed until there are no more floating targets
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