You do win! But due to a computer error so do 113 million other people. This leads to the largest class-action suit in history, and 5 years later after the lawyers have taken their cut, your share is $1.53.
I wish I could train T'Pau, Queen of the Universe, to use the toilet and flush it like the cat in Meet the Parents.
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Everything you've ever heard about Fresno is true.
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