EWWWWWWWWWWW!
Although it does remind me of something.
I stayed overnight with one of my flings (years ago, when I had the energy) and while waiting for him to bring me a cup of tea in bed I started fiddling with something on his bedside table.
He appeared, tea in hand and said, "What are you doing with my earplugs?"
Revolted I dropped them and said "Ewww, I didn't think about it. That's been in your ear!"
To his credit he simply gave me an arch look.
Both of us remembered the night before.
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