I'm surprised my favorite horrible Christmas song never made the list!
I am SUCH a total relic. Not only do I own a working turntable (2 actually), and a pile of full albums (because 80s hair metal on vinyl is totally one of my kinks), I also have a 7-inch-wide row of 45-rpm singles...7 inches of 7-inches. Among the songs is one I am astonished not to have seen mentioned here...
