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"Grandpa, what did you do during the war?"
"I had a very important and difficult job. Air support for the supply lines in Ethiopia."
(Wife, from the kitchen)"You threw sheep out of an airplane, dear. Don't forget to tell him that part."
"You...threw sheep...out of an airplane?"
Grumble grumble "picky damn enlisteds..." grumble..."Don't look at me like that, kid--you got any idea how hard it is to get a sheep into a parachute harness?"
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