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Old 10-29-2010, 10:31 AM   #59
xoxoxoBruce
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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl View Post
I saw a car yesterday with a "Princess On Board" sunscreen in the window.
Get this - the only occupant of the car was A MAN!
A man cannot be a Princess.
And it was only a temporary sunscreen, so he could easily remove it when the Princess is not travelling.
That's on a par with parking in a Disabled spot without a blue badge - complete misrepresentation. I hope Her Highness has words with her driver.
Maybe he had a princess in a child seat you couldn't see?
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Also - why can't old people say things only once?
Why do they have to repeat themselves halfway through the conversation.
Is it some kind of elongated stutter?
Or is some alien intelligence cutting and splicing what they say for kicks?
Because it's the same words, in the same intonation, just a FEW SECONDS OR MINUTES AFTER IT WAS FIRST SAID.
Because you damn whippersnappers don't listen.
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