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Old 12-06-2019, 09:36 PM   #1741
Clodfobble
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Chopping wood with an axe for the Christmas fire, handle slipped and spun around Looney Tunes style to hack you right in the temple.

This brat kid dropped an iron on your face and electrocuted your partner while the two of you tried to rob his house on Christmas Eve.

Santa flew a little too low and Rudolph's hoof grazed your face as he passed overhead.
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