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Old 01-30-2017, 12:08 PM   #11
Gravdigr
The Un-Tuckian
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
1) you have an entire king-sized bed to yourself. Do you sleep slap-bang in the middle or on the edge. Or are you special and do something weird?

Corner to corner, diagonally.

2) Does a salad have to contain green things?

Not necessarily.

3) How does cobalt blue feel?

Like powder blue, but, harder.


4) Is it acceptable to name your child Hobo?

Only if it's short for Hoboken.

5) Michael Jackson or Prince?

No.

6) are you wearing underpants right now?

Yep. Boxer briefs.

7) rodents?

Fried w/onions and bell peppers

8) onions or mushrooms?

Please. Thank you.

9) Apocalypse is coming, stores are already out of weapons and only dollar stores/pound shops/your local equivalent are open. You are limited to three items. What do you buy?

Shampoo. Bandages. Chocolate pudding.

10) Under where?

The boardwalk. Where else?

♪ ♫(Under the boardwalk) out of the sun♪ ♫
♪ ♫(Under the boardwalk) we'll be havin' some fun♪ ♫
♪ ♫(Under the boardwalk) people walking above♪ ♫
♪ ♫(Under the boardwalk) we'll be falling in love♪ ♫
♪ ♫Under the boardwalk, boardwalk!♪ ♫
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