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2004 - Ozzy Osbourne was named the nation's favorite ambassador to welcome aliens to planet earth. The 55-year-old singer came out on top of a poll as the face people want to represent them to alien life. The poll of internet users was carried out following the discovery of signs of water on Mars. Ozzy won 26 per cent of the vote. A spokesman for Yahoo! News said: "As the world waits desperately for signs of alien life, we decided to ask our users who they thought was best suited for this most auspicious of roles. Ozzy is a great choice but I'm not sure what the Martians would make of his individual approach to the English language."
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Certainly, after he bit the head off a bat, and got down on the sidewalk to snort a line of live ants, those aliens would leave so fast they'd leave skid marks. 
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.
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