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Old 01-23-2004, 10:55 AM   #76
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: perth, australia
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A Texan tourist's travels bring him to an outback cattle property.
The station owner shows him a couple of days of Australian hospitality despite having to listen to the Texans constant boasting.
On the third day the owner announces he has to go and check the boundary fences.
" How long's that gonna take y'all? " asked the Texan.
" Well, now i've got a new four wheel drive, I can check all four boundary fences in three days " replied the owner.
" Sheeiiit, boy, it takes me five days just to drive from one side of my spread to the other " bragged the Texan.
"Yair, I hear ya " drawled the owner. " I had a car like that"
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