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Old 01-24-2004, 09:58 AM   #83
jinx
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After
his talk he offers question time.One little boy puts up his hand and
George asks him what his name is.

"Billy."

"And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kids
that they will continue after recess. When they resume George
says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a
question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
him what his name is.

"Steve"

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why
did the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the fuck
happened to Billy?"
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