But, but, the employment statistics for child labor will increase. That'll help keep children off the streets. There'll be a boom for small businesses like pet shops that sell canaries and hardware stores that sell lanterns. We'll finally be able to kill off nasty invasive species, like Asian carp, in our waterways (they would kill everything else anyway) and we'll become more energy independent from foreign oil companies. See, every cloud has a silver lining.
