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Old 01-22-2004, 12:32 PM   #65
FileNotFound
Intouch with his inner sheep rider.
 
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come afirst.

Den I come.

Den da two asses come togeter.

I come once-a-more.

The two asses, they come together again.

I come again and den pee twice.

Then I'a come one a lastah time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"

"Hey, coola down ah'lady," said the man. "Whozah talkin' aboutah sex? I'mah just tellin' my friend a here, how to spellah da 'Mississippi'!"
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