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Old 01-23-2004, 12:44 AM   #72
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Found this on the cool legal page o' stuff ....

UTAH WEIRD LAWS
"You cannot have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call."

This is actually surprisingly important to have a as a law.

Everybody in emergency services acknowledges that "EMS" is an abbreviation for Extra Marital Sex. You think people on soap operas get around? You've never spent time in an ambulance squad ...
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