I was out visiting a friend at Domaki Leather in Lancaster County when I saw that skull hanging on the wall. Now I had imagined you bought every damn version of that skull on the planet, but when I saw that one I figured I had a winner. Amanda (man, is she beautiful) confirmed you didn't.
You had asked about that piece of Black Walnut limb (yes limb, not trunk) but someone with bigger tits asked me to leave it to her in my will. This past spring she charmed me out of my surface planer and I said damnit she's not getting both. So I figured I'd do a cheap wedding present.
It's been in the damp cellar for years so the moisture content is probably high. Take that into account before deciding what to do with it.
PS... we old cripples hate to see plants next to the railing on steps. Looks great, as does your whole yard, but hazardous.
