I'm not really waa, waa, waahing - but I think it will be a challenge to make it international.
Re cranberry muffins - I could have thought all year and not come up with that - we only
drink cranberries over here, or serve the sauce with turkey. Muffins are a teatime food, split and toasted and spread with butter. They come as plain, cheese or wholemeal with raisins. Think how long it would take you to come up with Cheese Muffins and you'll get my drift.
Similarly - I am aware from Stephen King books that Corn Dogs exist. Hell - I even tried one in San Francisco for that very reason (bleurgh!). Would I have thought of them as a supermarket food - no.
Anyway, like I said I'm not seriously raising it as an issue - I think I am going to be a poor player and am getting my excuses in early