[Sundae]

Thank the blessed FSM for earplugs.
I never sleep in a hotel without them.

Mum tried them when we had to share a room in Cardiff.
She thought she could just put them in and sleep well as a one-off, despite me suggesting she got used to them over a week or so.
Nope - straight in, no prep work.
They came out immediately. She said it felt like her head was going to explode.

That's not about sex in hotel rooms.
That's about me winning the game. Once again.

But I did start wearing them because of a housemate's noisy sex.
I shared with her on and off for five years and heard a variety of different performances.
I think she only started having real - or really good - orgasms with her last partner. She got a lot quieter and said less with him.