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From "Pissing In The Snow and Other Ozark Folktales":
Old Tom and Young Jack were walking home one night after the squaredance, and they came to the bridge that crossed the creek near their shared home. The running water and the cool night air worked their magic, and before they could get across the bridge, they both had to piss.
Young Jack was a big old country boy, hung like a mule, and when they both started to piss, Jack just laid his tool across the rail on the bridge. Old Tom, not having good eyesight due to his age, thought Jack's cock was a snake on the rail. Old Tom hollered "SNAKE!!" and whomped Jack's tallywhacker with his walking stick. Jack grabbed his pecker and hollered "Bust him again, Tom, the sumbitch just bit me!"
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