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Old 02-13-2017, 03:28 PM   #88
Gravdigr
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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Quote:
Carrots Celebrate Recovery of Popularity
A long time ago:

My buddy's father was staying with my buddy and his girlfriend (remember 'Baby'?) and she had made pot roast. She brought buddy's dad a plate and said "It would have been better, but, I was out of carrots."

Buddy's dad, who sounded just like 'Carl' from Slingblade, responded with "Ain't nothing ever been made better by a damned carrot."



ETA: I miss that old guy, he was a trip.
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