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Old 10-18-2015, 04:19 PM   #10
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Guy gets pulled over by a cop. Cop sees the guy's backseat is full of penguins. "Sir, you can't have that you need to take those penguins to the zoo." Guy says OK.

Later on that day the same cop pulls the guy over, still with the penguins. "I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo?"

Guy says "I did, now I'm taking them for ice cream. "
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