Yesterday my mate visited and we were talking crap, as we do.
There was a recent story (did I see it here? Cheeseburger network, maybe?) about a woman with a rare medical condition, essentially she has two vaginas. She has declined a million dollar offer to make a porno.
But this got us thinking, how many co-stars would she need? or rather, be able to accomodate?
V1, V2, anal, oral, one in each hand ... six?
(which is why the seventh dwarf was Grumpy
)
We thought there might be problems with access, so we decided the the partners would have to be midget porn stars.
But there might still be difficulties with angles and that, so maybe we need a few midget amputee porn stars.
Are there any? We could have googled it.
And at that point, we decided not to. This was our chosen mystery: how many midget amputee pornstars are there? I may never know.