The Cellar - View Single Post - US launches giant, world-sucking octopus!

Lamplighter · 12-13-2013, 08:23 PM

What if...

NSA management realizes, they can never monitor everything and everyone,
so failure with all this world wide digital surveillance is their ultimate destiny.

So for a $1,000 Personal Service contract and $25 worth of hardware store paints,
they get an student intern to create a logo and have it painted atop a NASA rocket.
All that is left is a world-wide press release about the launching.

That logo is soooo intimidating to terrorists, the terrorists all decide
to quit terrorizing and they all go back home.

Then, NSA takes credit each year for keeping America safe...

12-13-2013, 08:23 PM	#12
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	What if... NSA management realizes, they can never monitor everything and everyone, so failure with all this world wide digital surveillance is their ultimate destiny. So for a $1,000 Personal Service contract and $25 worth of hardware store paints, they get an student intern to create a logo and have it painted atop a NASA rocket. All that is left is a world-wide press release about the launching. That logo is soooo intimidating to terrorists, the terrorists all decide to quit terrorizing and they all go back home. Then, NSA takes credit each year for keeping America safe...