Asides aside, and already completely suspicious from how coy they were playing it all, I quit crediting their claim altogether when I saw the photo -- looked exactly like a gorilla suit dropped into a toploading freezer. Not only did they find rubber feet, they set a snippet of the hair on fire and it balled up like burning the end of a nylon rope -- 100% polyester, for easy cleaning.
Those guys need something else to do in the woods. I mean, they're already getting all that nice fresh air, salubrious hiking, and they're away from city noises.
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Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.
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