I seriously doubt that I will ever have sex again, the ax murderer shook my confidence SO badly - not so much in men, as in my ability to chose a decent one. Bet my dry spell is longer than anybody's.
Doing it in a church is always interesting.
I swear, Lookout, you men are never happy. You'll complain if you are the ones who always have to ask for sex, then you get bored if we respond by saying, "Ooooh, baby, you're so hot! I want you!"
Anyways, I'd say leave some article laying around about how men always like the chase where your wife can sort of innocently come across it. If I can find a link for you, I'll post it here. Links! Maybe you guys could do whips and chains?